A Swift Boat Sailors ingenious 4 step guide to be followed if someone does not like what you said or did.
Step #2
If what I said was over the internet and you didn't like it there is a key called "Delete". It's on the right side of the keyboard. I am sure with a little searching you will find it. Just crush it and the predicament is solved. If you should find that the "Delete" key just don't quite cut it for you then I have created this distinctive keyboard and I have found it works positively well for me. I will be delighted to provide you with one at a nominal fee. I figured I didn't need a CTRL key on each side of the keyboard so I metamorphosed mine to this. Try taking 2 meds, press the button and get a good nights sleep. You will feel better in the morning.