A Swift Boat Sailors ingenious 4 step guide to be followed if someone does not like what you said or did.
Step #3
If step #1 and #2 didn't manage to console them, I find a more novel approach is needed. Try this response.
"I wasn't taking a pole on it mother fucker. If I ever do though, when the results come in I will let you know what the final tally was. I said quite a bit today, if you don't like something I said, pick out the part you do like and localize on that asshole.
You obviously are suffering from a "Brown Out" popularly known as "Head Up Ass". The medical term for it is "Rectal Cranial Inversion" So far medical science has not come up with a cure. I looked it up in a medical journal and to my surprise, I found this picture of you.
*I find it handy to insert the dipshits name and e-mail them the photo. Discretion is advised. I stop at step #1 out of respect if I pissed off another Vietnam Vet, and out of fear if I pissed of a Hells Angel.