A Swift Boat Sailors ingenious 4 step guide to be followed if someone does not like what you said or did.

Step #4

* Please Note:  If you have reached this step I have learned through the years that there ain't shit you are gonna say or do to make the asswipe happy anyway so I mail or personally present them with the following  photograph of myself taken in 1995 with the words printed on it for effect.

The following photo hangs in the office of CGS Hawk Inc, The company that built my airplane. There were a few problems to be ironed out when it was built.  I do not hold grudges and when my airplane was complete to my satisfaction, I gave Chuck this picture in an 8x10 frame, he laughed until he cried and he hung it in his office. On those rare occasions when I make it to this stage I really don't give a flying shit at that point if the picture makes them chortle or pisses them off.  At that point I figure I tried my best and I have more consequential things to burden myself with than if they like me or not,  I like me and that's all that matters at that point.

Click here for photo that you can download and add your own "Dear Whoever" to and send with love